Some of you probably think that because I'm a crusty old wartime veteran. . .um, well, okay, you got me, so I'm not (yet) crusty, "old" is appropriate, and though I served in a medical capacity during the Vietnam Era, I was never in combat. But still, you might think my favorite movies would be war films. Not. Not. Not. In fact, I doubt that a preponderance of combat war veterans from the World War II and Korea Era ever favored watching a glut of Hollywood re-creations of everything they would prefer to avoid for the rest of their lives - or, as I've heard some say, why would I want to watch movies about war's horrors after I lived through the real thing ?
Last week, I
pulled out the musical soundtrack to 1979's Roller Boogie, starring
Linda Blair and Jim Bray. Script-wise,
the movie was beyond awful -- yet, intended primarily for the young and young
at heart who worshipped rolling skating (skating in roller rinks was The Thing
back then) and/or foolish young love, Boogie
was a sensation (as I recall, compared to Skatetown USA, it seemed as solid as Gone With the Wind. . .) I suspect many a
drive-in profited from multiple showings.
Yes, I liked it, enough to buy the DVD a few years ago. "It's Love on Wheels!" promised the
promotional material, and indeed the production was sweet, charming, stupid,
and seemed to promise enough fun, surf and sunlight to cleanse away some
of the
blood,dust, ghostly echoes and societal concerns haunting the
post-Vietnam years.
Even better,
much, much better for me -- the movie music soundtrack, consisting of two LPs
in one album. Is that a big deal? Yes.
Why? Because as years passed,
even as compact discs began to dominate the music marketplace, no CD format was
ever issued. Even today, go online and
you'll find messages on different sites where both men and women are begging
for quality knockoff CDs, just as they searched for cassette tapes previously,
and while LPs are available those often cost a lot ($75 and up used!) or their condition is poor.
Featuring Cher,
Earth, Wind & Fire, a lot of Bob Esty and other performers,
there's just something about the compilation that keeps you alert and upbeat
while you're accomplishing other tasks, and because I often judge a movie by
the quality of its music, rather than the story (weird, huh?), the Roller
Boogie double LP is one of my favorites - right alongside westerns, science
fiction, horror, movie and Broadway musicals and miscellaneous dramatic movie
soundtracks (hey, I never said I was a total wussy, did I?).
I was listening
to that very music this weekend, catching up on news articles previously
downloaded for attention later on, when I happened upon a New York Times
online piece (August 16, 2015) involving a potential documentary motion picture
about President Obama's legacy -- a little something for his future
presidential library, and obviously for widespread public consumption. Journalists Michael D. Shear and Gardiner
Harris, writing under the headline, With High-Profile Help, Obama Plots Life
After Presidency, explained:
The
process started as early as the week after Mr. Obama’s re-election in 2012,
when
the director Steven Spielberg and the actor Daniel Day-Lewis went to a
White
House screening of the movie “Lincoln.” Mr. Spielberg held the president
spellbound,
guests said, when he spoke about the use of technology to tell
stories.
Mr. Obama has continued those conversations, most recently with Mr.
Spielberg
and the studio executive Jeffrey Katzenberg over dinner at a Beverly
Hills
hotel in California in June, according to some of Mr. Obama’s close
advisers. The advisers said Mr. Spielberg was focused
on helping to develop a “narrative”
for
Mr. Obama in the years after he leaves office.
Well,
THAT's interesting. I wonder, will
Spielberg transform Obama into an heroic figure, something akin to a key figure
from Saving Private Ryan, or perhaps a unique, almost alien genius
figure like E.T.?
The
very concept of Barack Obama, whose
every maneuver has served to minimize and lessen the influence and
international respect of my country, being transformed into a wide screen
champion is enough to make one crack.
Nevertheless, if it's true that Steven Spielberg has promised a
"narrative" -- that is, what would almost have to be a cinematic
makeover of the Obama presidency, to construct a presidency which never
actually existed -- I think we all know that the master of movie-making himself
will do a bang-up job, and generations to come will watch the historically
transformed Obama in awe, digitally enhanced and corrected right down to every
heinous Executive Order he ever issued.
We
wonder: Will said documentary include
the utter incompetence of Hillary Clinton as secretary of state, Benghazi not
withstanding, as she and Obama almost seemed to march hand in hand as their
interference destroyed remnants of hope in Libya? Egypt?
Will Obama be cited for pulling us out of Iraq pronto so he could put
that on his resume -- but consequently allowing ISIS to move in, becoming much
more than "the JV team" he mused about?
Will
said documentary praise Obama for importing Islam "refugees" and
others by the hundreds of thousands to the United States, people whom we not
only know nothing about, but whom generally possess no education or skills, and
will have no appetite for becoming Americans, as they insist on practicing
Sharia in our country?
Indeed,
will there be even a hint to suggest that this president might be trying his hand at
a little ethnic cleansing in the United States through immigration? Will his dogged attempts to pepper the
country with Muslims, while apparently excluding Middle East Christians who are
the people far more at risk as they continue to be murdered most horribly every
day by ISIS and its sympathizers, be in the spotlight?
Will
Mr. Spielberg, in his "narrative," interview all the folks with
Muslim Brotherhood credentials who work
in -- in -- the White House, and ask why these people are so important and
critical to the function of the Obama government when, were they in Egypt, whose wise leadership has
no tolerance for the MB influence, they would likely be arrested as criminals
and imprisoned?
How
about most of the mainstream media, which panders to Mr. Obama's every whim and
is directly responsible for portraying him as an almost god-like figure, even
as "Obamacare's" residual costs cause economic suffering among Americans
who were perfectly fine with their insurance before this progressive piece of
legislative crap hit the streets? Will
major media get a tip of the Hollywood fantasy hat, too, praised and summarily
excused for not doing its job?
Don't
forget "Fast and Furious," a must-see segment focused upon former
attorney general Eric Holder who, sadly, has already slithered off into the
sunset, leaving behind a clone to fill his shoes.
And not to forget -- will the famed director show Obama at the podium, speaking about global warming climate change global warming climate change, appearing and sounding almost like a real-life personification of Klaatu from The Day the Earth Stood Still?
Will the Obama story ultimately be presented through the efforts of Steven Spielberg? What do we know? Very little, actually. Just what the NY Times reported.
And not to forget -- will the famed director show Obama at the podium, speaking about
Will the Obama story ultimately be presented through the efforts of Steven Spielberg? What do we know? Very little, actually. Just what the NY Times reported.
Oh,
but I DO know how The Great and Powerful Spielberg can take what's real and bend
it into the fiction and fantasy of his filmed storytelling, and yes, we've
visited this subject before. In 1977,
his UFO alien blockbuster, Close Encounters of the Third Kind lit up
movie screens and amazed viewers the world over. Unfortunately, its impact was a tad blunted
because, concurrently, an insignificant little film from George Lucas called Star
Wars got in the way and caused a tad bit of commotion itself. Much more, actually.
Yet,
imbedded in Close Encounters, not long before its storyline climax began
to unfold, there were a few quick seconds where a cluster of newspaper and
magazine articles regarding UFOs appeared in a scene intended to help solidify
the main character's strange and rabid concern for the topic. Among the articles was the title page from
one of my own Argosy UFO magazine articles (see the black page with the
white UFO circle). Used as a prop, my
article was tucked among others, some of which I recognized as pages from other
REAL publications. While many motion
pictures use phony newspaper and magazine articles just for "show,"
Spielberg's crew went for as much "real" as possible, and I
understand that.
Of
course, I received no payment for my material becoming the stuff of which
fantasy cinema is made. though I might have accepted $1.29 at the time (by
2015, I suspect I'm owed more than 20,000,000 dollars, and I was thinking of
taking it to a collection agency -- but they would laugh me out of the office.
. .just kidding. . .). As it turns out,
this particular article was one of the worst I ever wrote. . .yet Spielberg,
Inc. took the bold graphic announcing my conjecture and used it to build upon
his cinematic fantasy. In short, my work
became a Spielberg product of sorts. A
voiceless cartoon, a figment, a restroom convenience. That's showbiz.
The
anticipated someday Obama "narrative" will likely pretty up
the legacy of the worst U.S. president ever, transforming he and his meddling
wife into the George and Martha Washington of our time. It's rather terrifying
to realize the might wielded by cinematic story-tellers, the practitioners of
digital magic and edits, who exercise the power and wealth to change anything
they want -- even history.
I
fear that the leaking sewer of hope and change, Obama's true legacy,
woven and spun into cinematic gold, will
rival Roller Boogie's flash and glitter, though the enhanced visuals,
concoctions and evasive skating prowess presented as truth should be even more
visually stunning, intended particularly to thrill and amaze the future's young and
clueless. Now, that's a motion
picture I won't care for at all. Even if
the music's nice.