NBC's Colorful Peacock Feathers are Indelibly Blue Underneath

Well, there you have it.  Anybody who tunes in to MSNBC or other NBC-owned news shows who thought all this time that they were receiving something akin to fair and balanced reporting have been, what's the kindest word. . .oh yeah, screwed.

The evidence need not be couched in hundreds of pages of secret documents, no indeed.  The facts are right before us.

NBC's pretend journalists who put up a crybaby show when they learned Republican Ronna McDaniel had been hired, and then got their way by forcing management to scrub her contract, put their phony little cards on the table, and now they are making harrowing speeches attempting to explain why they acted so-o-o-o-o very un-journalist like.  Rachel Maddow, Chuck Todd, a stable full of bearded pseudo-intellectuals and others who proclaim "If Trump is elected he'll never leave Office!" -- I mean, REALLY?

To date, demonstrating to diehard Democrats that their party has been taken over by the radically progressive left has been as successful as cloning Bigfoot.  Proving to them that Democrats accuse Trump and conservatives of things they have actually done themselves is useless. And to somehow cause them to realize that the mainstream media, administrative state and many faithful local party members want a one-party system, as American values are torn asunder, is seemingly a hopeless chore.

MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, they all push the party line and have no wish to seriously invite Republican, and more specifically conservative ideas.  The proof?  You just experienced it this week, thanks to so-called TV journalists who are actually nothing more than well-paid mouthpieces for whatever brand of failing socialism happens to delight the left at the moment.

Simply put, the Biden bunch, the progressive Democrats and their willing accomplices in the media demand that you listen to them and nobody else.  Essentially, they want you wearing horse blinders so you will forever only concentrate on and accept their point of view.  Of course they treat you nice, why wouldn't they?

A Bridge Too Close:  Maybe the Maryland bridge collapse was an accident, but we are reminded nevertheless that the world's dependence upon digital chips and computer guidance will probably always be subject to bad players who live and die to cause chaos with extraordinary damage.  In Baltimore and among U.S. investigators, we're sure they hope the word, accident will be the only cause coming into view.

The border:  The next time a swarm of illegal aliens rush the border and overwhelm National Guard members, wouldn't it be great if soldiers could just initiate an AK party and shoot all of these folks who are just looking for a better life by running over them with total disrespect?

Party On: The only party I want is a treason party with all the players arrested, tried, convicted and punished with prison and even executions where called for by law.  The eternal "jab," not to be confused with Covid immunization jabs of perhaps similar consequence, may be appropriate when all the chaos is sorted out in the USA and beyond.

MAGA vs Media -- One Strengthened the Country While the Other Aptly Demonstrated its Cultist Herd Stupidity

So many actual truth-seeking reporters on the right have labored to put the Donald Trump "bloodbath" comment into its accurate context that there's little remaining for me to say as a blogging latecomer.  Yet, the mass idiocy among the so-called journalist class among TV networks handled Trump's quote recklessly and with all the insight one might expect from a second grade elementary school student, making it imperative to call them out.

When I watched Trump making his comments about China building auto plants in Mexico, including his promise to slap 100 percent tariffs on them so they can't get away with selling cheap cars in the U.S. without American labor having a hand in their production, I immediately recognized his reference to a "bloodbath" for exactly what it was:  An over-the-top prediction that there would be major trouble in the American auto industry if China dominated the market by basically dumping their stuff into our economy.  I'm sure the UAW and other unions know what a bloodbath is, and how one gets from point A to point B when union workers feel they are in jeopardy.

Yet, TV reporter after TV reporter, as if plugged into the same brain wave alteration machine, towed the leftist party line and alerted faithful, quite often brainless and indoctrinated viewers, that Trump intended bloodshed if he wasn't elected in 2024.  Whaaaa?

Aside from the left's low-down dirty attempts to constantly manage the news and praise all things leftist, a good share of their "news" people just come off as utterly and irretrievably dumb, perfectly willing to dedicate their efforts to saying and writing things intended to please upper management, owners and viewers of a like mind or no mind 'tall.

All too often, the daily news and truth are treated like a banquet of pig slop dumped into the trough, and passing TV journalists of current vintage simply scoop out just enough to satisfy their sense of cultist-inspired curiosity, but no sense of humor is allowed to accompany any aspect of information gleaned.  Facts are in the eye of the beholder once the salad is readied.

Had even a glimmer of irony or humor been applicable to the sound bite crowd, they would know Trump and his sense of humor.  If they don't know by now how he likes to rile the press, then they are truly pathetic.  Just how much does a journalism degree spiked with ignorance and partisan favoritism cost these days?

We Are the Stuff of Which Dinosaur Bones Are Made

No matter the fit of a living organism's existence, in some manner almost every creature entertains the survival belief that it is the most important thing on the ground, in the swamp, deep in the ocean or atop the highest mountain.  We humans, as an example, tend to casually accept our supposed superiority with a wink and a nod, then we go on to destroy everything in our path whilst calling our efforts creating something better.

Maybe my title today comes out of my experience with a general anesthetic a few days ago. No, not a major procedure here, but I haven't been put under a general anesthetic for nearly 30 years.  Having been part of the hospital atmosphere during my years in the Air Force medical community, I visited my share of operating rooms, but when it comes down to one's self lying on the table everything changes. Personalization? You bet.

General anesthesia reminds me of alleged alien abductions, where people claim to be poked and prodded and remember nothing of their experiences until years later, if ever.  My only "souvenir" following this month's general anesthetic was a pretty deep laceration my teeth inflicted upon an upper lip during its administration.  Not uncommon, but I look forward to a day when light and/or sound will replace customary chemicals to put one to sleep or apart during procedures.  If we last that long.

Carl Sagan was too kind when he referred to us as "star stuff."  True, of course, but I prefer to go a little retro and stop at the era of dinosaurs and their bones because, while I have a hard time imagining my earlobes as remnants of a doomed asteroid, comparing my bone structure to that of some prehistoric saber-tooth mosquito beaver seems much more basic.

A lot happened while I was "out of service" last week, reminding me of our destiny to become yesterday's dinosaur bones despite our best intentions, and yes, AI will transport us to the bone graveyard faster than we can imagine.  Dinosaurs had no say over their ultimate disposition, and though it may come as a surprise to those humans who think we will live forever, neither do we.  We self-conspire by nature, begging membership in eternity's flatline clubhouse.

Now, where are we . . .oh yes, nowhere at all. Nevertheless. . .

TREASON is just a word, though it really needs to be much more.  I was delighted to see Elon Musk mention that very word regarding the Biden gang and the illegal alien invasion. Why delighted?  Because our otherwise blowhard members of Congress appear unable to even whisper the word.  Tell you what -- when the dust settles, I want every person responsible for the border invasion to be arrested and tried, and when convicted either imprisoned for life or executed as per government standards for those who commit treason against their country.  Of course, all of that will be dependent upon finding prosecuting attorneys and judges who aren't lodged so far up the left's political ass that retrieval and logic are impossible.

If the United States were a ranch right now, I think it could be called "The Double T" (for treason and tyranny).

Speaking of the Biden bunch, we see that Syracuse University might have ranked at one time among several colleges and universities being considered for Biden's presidential library.  Wouldn't that be cool?  The very campus where Joe Biden is famously known to have plagiarized at least one school paper would hold a new building filled with his lies, stupidity and reckless decisions. (Note to nobody special:  While Biden was draft-dodging and attending S.U. in 1968, I was attending Air Force basic training, having enlisted with a military draft on my heels.)

Anyway, I could certainly see:

            THE JOSEPH R. BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL

             & PLAGIARISM LIBRARY AT SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY

Ah yes, the Biden bunch.  The people who, we now learn, flew under cover of darkness some 320,000 illegal aliens to 43 U.S. cities a while back.  Treason is afoot.

Kathy Hochul, New York's governor and arguably the worst governor in the U.S. has dispatched NY National Guard members to NY City subways, currently under siege by vicious young predatory insects presumed human.  Oh, and they are forbidden from carrying long guns, perhaps leaving them to the merciless mercy of the NY subway criminals.

Because these generally young criminals seem immune to logic and verbal warnings, I think the Miranda Rights card should be altered to something like this:

"You have the right to remain silent.  If you can't afford an attorney who will treat you as a victim of society, one will be provided.  Please note that if you are convicted and go to prison you will quickly discover that there are no women in a men's prison and you will be forced to endure romantic relationships and painful sex with other males as long as you are incarcerated."

Biden's Budget:  Good grief.  We love, as we always do, the part about making corporations paying their "fair share" of taxes in order to take pressure off the taxpaying public.  Except if corporate taxes are raised, companies will raise their prices and ultimately make the consumer pay for increased government taxation.  The folks who believe the government is giving them a break are the same ones who consistently vote for Democrats.

Israel bites back:  I say, go get'em until Hamas is but a flamed-out wreck of bearded rat feces.  Regarding the "Palestinians" which, strangely, NO Middle Eastern countries wish to take in, ask each and every adult -- and certainly children educated in the ways of terrorists -- that one basic question:  

Does Israel have a right to exist?

Responses are not likely to be in the positive.

When your neighbors want you dead and demonstrate their murderous skills, going on the attack is the only option, and Israel is maneuvering the only way it can.

Numbers USA:  We note that some of our leftist friends, who experience intense orgasms every time they find a reason to condemn organizations with constitutional leanings, now consider the work of Numbers USA (see my link) "hate speech."  I guess they don't like the organization's ability to let just plain folks express illegal alien views to members of Congress effortlessly by hitting a few keys on the keyboard.  Shameful!

Measles outbreak:  Hmm.  I wonder where measles came from. . .

Tik Tok Lock?  Congress voted today and the fate of this controversial web site is up for grabs.  That so many young people get most of their news from Tik Tok is horrifying enough, but the Chinese communist connection is of terrifying concern.

Unions are popular again thanks to Biden's hard work.  And they will destroy America along with the Democrats, complicit media and fellow travelers.

Particularly as a former medical worker who knows the importance of nurses, I express my sympathies to the family of murdered nursing student Laken Riley.  I can add nothing regarding the illegal alien bastard who killed her that the Riley family is not already thinking, though I tend to believe their thoughts are far more charitable than mine at this time.  Joe Biden, you and your gang are a hideous crew of monsters.

2024 State of the Ruins Address

Why wait for President Biden's State of the Union address this week when you can get what he might be expected to say right here, right now?  It could go something like this:


Good evening, my fellow Americans, members of Congress, too few members of the Supreme Court -- and a special greeting to millions of undocumented aliens, who one day will be given amnesty and allowed to vote for the Democratic Party which made their welcome to the United States possible with the help of clueless American taxpayers who have no choice but to pay the bill.  On that note, may I also offer a special thanks to legions of immigration attorneys, almost solidly a Democrat force, whose efforts at slashing and burning established laws for decades to come will assure, like a human roach motel, that those who come across our southern and northern borders without permission will never leave.  Similarly, the American taxpayers and their offspring far into the future will support these compassionate and ceaseless efforts by stepping up and continuing to pay their fair share.  Where are my socks?  Oh, how about that, I think I'm wearing them.

I am pleased to announce that the state of the union is rock-solid.  Every American needs only to walk into any grocery store and will find that things are improving significantly, even though prices are high and apparently increasing for the most part.  Some food corporations have also indicated they have no intention of lowering prices, and we have been in contact with them to say that may be a good thing for climate change.

My son, Tucker is a good boy and -- oh, oh, gosh darn I meant to say Hunter.  Did I really say Tucker?  You know, Hunter and I once took a trip to. . .that's when I was vice-president and Barack Obama was. . .well, actually, he never left and still has a home here in Washington.  But no, he wasn't on the trip.  The Secret Service went, but that was before there was a dog or two who bite the hell out of them.  So, we. . .

You know, folks, Haiti just underwent a prison break orchestrated by gang members, and all the prison guards were killed as somewhere around 4,000 prisoners escaped.  Chances are pretty good that most of them will find their way to the United States because we have room for everybody as we continue to demonstrate our compassion to the world's poor and hungry and sometimes guilty.  Because our own military is lacking a sufficient number of new recruits, we plan to explore taking a good share of these people and offering them an opportunity to get full citizenship by serving in our military.  We know from our intelligence agents that these Haitians already know how to use weapons, the sort of firearms that we obviously cannot trust our own United States citizens to keep at home.  But in the hands of experienced, desperate people we are certain we can make good American soldiers out of them in no time.  A bonus is that some of the Haitians even speak one of our many mandated languages here in America.

Which reminds me of a funny story about freedom of speech.  Back in the sixties, some TV people and I flew to, um, oh, somewhere country, and when we met with officials of. . .I can't recall what country, but it. . .well, and we're lucky to have a free press in this country because its reliable members always report about and usually praise our decisions as we attempt to do good things for the American people.  Look at my opponent.  Mr. Trump doesn't like freedom of speech because he tends to blurt out things without thinking them through, and the press doesn't have a chance to convert his meaning into what they think it should be.  I think that in France, right up to today, even their president Mr. Napoleon champions free speech like we do, and I intend to speak with him later this week.

Nevertheless, we also anticipate that home loans may be easier to obtain this year, though there will be few homes on the market because interest rate are monumentally high and nobody can afford to leave and sell their current homes.  This may seem like a problem, but as I said to the chairman of the Fed last week, we really need to find. . .a. . .I hear there's a solar eclipse coming. I wonder if it will make my dog bite the Secret Service people?  Also, we need to build housing quickly to satisfy millions of undocumented immigrants.  

What is that?  Do you hear that?  It sounded like a bee hive.  Well, it's gone now.  Jill, did you hear that?  So. . .

Anyway, we are also happy to report that job numbers are up appreciably, even though figures were readjusted and things don't look as good as we expected.  But what's important is the will of the American people, many of whom individually count as holders of two or three jobs as they try to afford the current economy and pay their bills.  With their help, we are on the way to conquering inflation with only troublesome numbers remaining high.  Additionally, by making the American people pay for the college loans of students, that will make taxpaying Americans unlikely to afford new cars and that will keep interest rates down or up or something.  As you know, if you don't drive you don't add to your carbon hand print.  Years ago, my secretaries used carbon paper to make copies of letters and their fingers became smudged, it was quite a mess.

When it comes to education, a large amount of the nation's children are less than proficient in math and science and can barely read or write.  However, they embrace social media and the tenets of Chinese communism education without question, assisted by teachers' unions, so at least they are learning something.  The public school system, by the way, has never been in better shape, and when I and our Democrat friends in Congress return to office next year we may consider arresting, imprisoning and in some cases executing parents insistent upon home-schooling their children, a crime obviously interfering with states' rights.

We are indeed fortunate that artificial intelligence, manipulated overwhelmingly by computer experts on the political left, is currently deleting or altering American and world history in order to make the past more palatable to an up-and-coming generation of young people who will obey and never question authority, and will never feel it necessary to join the military in defense of our country.  But isn't that a small price to pay for compliance to any public and private partnership?

But let's not be fooled.  Climate change is the most important problem we face today on the planet.  Even as China, Russia, Iran, Serbia, Canada, Switzerland, Peru and North Korea are stockpiling whatever amounts of various energy sources they require in order to turn the United States into toast or dust or both, we Americans are wisely being compassionate toward our planet to the point that we will soon be in terrible jeopardy.  But isn't that what America is all about?  Do the right thing?  Remember:  Our country. . .that reminds me of a story when I was vice-president and. . .and in our country we embrace solar panels and wind turbines for energy.  Yes, they are toxic landfill disasters as they wear out, and are made in China, but that makes us more independent as Americans seeking our destiny.  We may end up sweltering in the summer or freezing to death in the winter, at least some of us, but America has always been about sacrifice.  Did I ever tell you about -- which way should I turn when we finish here? -- did I ever?

Oh, we have guests in the gallery tonight, and I would like to introduce them.  First, as I look out over the audience assembled here this evening, I see. . .faculty members from. . .the Confucius Institute?  No, wait, that can't be right.  Who is that?  Where am I?

Oh, oh, okay, let's start.  Good evening my fellow Americans, members of Congress, the. . .I'm here this evening to give you the state of the union.  The union couldn't be in better shape than it is right now, take it from me, and I will tell you. . .wha?  Oh, I guess we are finished, thank you and goodnight.  Jill?  Jill?  Is that you -- or are you my sister?