Do not get confused. We are talking here about horses, not horses' asses. Sometimes in stories like this you can mix them up by accident.
Nevertheless, fully aware how activists might portray them as equipped to whip illegal Haitians and other criminal aliens because they held reins in their hands, the three insisted that horse halters and reins be removed immediately.
Horses and riders began heading south, just until they could get their bearings, intending to turn around and head north. Alas, they couldn't change direction because the reins were gone, leaving the three riders no way to guide their horses for the return.
"Oh, man," exclaimed Biden, "so THAT's what those whip things were for, like for steering?"
"Ha ha ha ha. . . ," laughed Harris, the only thing she knew how to do as VP whenever she had to, to -- to DO something, which ultimately she never did.
"Don't worry, Mr. President," Psaki said, in a radical, yet comforting tone of voice. "If the press show up, I'll send them away after making excuses so they don't have a chance to ask any questions."
"You're so good to me," Biden whispered, his gaze drifting off to some place that doesn't exist.
And so they proceeded south, unable to return because they possessed no whips, otherwise known among rational people as reins, and no way to tell their horses which way to go.
Fortunately, however, Sedition, Treason and Liar were hungry, and after a few hours turned around themselves and headed back to the bridge in Del Rio. From there, they were loaded upon a trailer and transported to an airport, where they would board Air Force One with Biden, Harris, Psaki and other progressive faces. Sedition, Treason and Liar enjoyed their lives with the Democrats ever so much, knowing that even without reins they would always have a job at the Biden/Obama White House.
Monsters.gov: The decision to make Covid vaccinations mandatory for health care workers is a maneuver fit for the finest of authoritarian governments, and unfortunately we still have a population too stupid or too uninformed to know what they voted for, and we've every confidence they'll do it again next time.
Speaking for New York, I want to call out Governor Hochul, not only for replacing Andrew Cuomo, but also for acting both as Dr. Frankenstein AND his monster, as she gave the order to fire without unemployment benefits any health care worker who would not get a vaccination by today. I believe that order extends to nullifying professional licenses in NY State for the unvaccinated.
What a crime, to refuse to inject a foreign substance into your body. Good lord, I hope these Democrat a'holes end up in court, sued out of their shoes over this alone. I don't know about your state, but we just traded one hideous monster for another, as people with sense bail out of New York as never before.
Haiti, Haiti, Haiti: We've addressed this issue before, way back, in a rude manner. Again we say -- compassion is great, but not when you exercise so much compassion that it destroys you or your country. We are so on the way with the Biden bunch.
