Monday, August 2, 2021

Biden Elected by Twisties?

 

Now that gymnast Simone Biles has related her fateful encounter with "twisties" while practicing, the head-scratcher advancement of Joseph Biden to a Presidency doomed to fail from the start may no longer be a mystery.

As we understand "twisties" from Ms. Biles' and news correspondents' descriptions, these occur when gymnasts maneuver so fast and in so many directions while performing that simply knowing up from down becomes impossible, thereby sending the gymnast so affected into a tailspin and crashing to the floor.

Setting aside tidbits claiming rampant election fraud, perhaps twisties provide an additional clue to the reason why the nation's, and indeed the world's favorite political mind in obvious decline somehow doddered his way into the White House:  His supporters and voters simply don't know up from down, in from out or left from. . .um, from even more left.  Essentially, when they accepted all the bull crap pumped into their heads by the TV networks, social(ist) media and political literature from hell, their thought processes went twisty-ish.

True, "twisty" as applied here does not actually meet the older dictionary definition of the word, but we suppose that if the American Medical Association can turn pro for critical race theory (it did) and suggest that birth certificates no longer include a child's gender (they do), then submitting twisties as a reason for an unlikely Biden win seems no big deal at all.

Building vaccine prostitutes back better:  Let us sex you up with the mysterious stuff in our needles, alluded the Biden administration, as if in a romance novel to anybody who cared, and after the best immunological orgasm you've ever had, according to us, we'll pay you $100.  Thank you for being our tart, our harlot, our whore, and thank you for your obedient compliance now and forever.

Just a thought -- Wouldn't it be more beneficial for the country to offer those $100 payments as a sort of bounty to U.S. citizens for each illegal alien they bring in?  Of course, we might have to tweak a Biden decision here and there, such as the ones that won't allow us to kick them out.  Biden has crafted our immigration system into something like a roach motel where you can get in, but you can never leave.  Damn.

"Trust the science," insist politicians determined to get everybody but the cat immunized with these Frankensteinian injectables.  Hmm.  Do they mean like. . .like trust herds of scientists who spent decades telling us the UFO issue was nonsense, nothing to see here but balloons, bolides and bull crap?  The thing about science, thankfully, is its need to change and alter traditional views based upon new evidence.  Unfortunately, some of science's practitioners and fans overlook or omit certain things in order to foster a tenuous consistency.

January 6 and "domestic terrorism:"  Democrats seem to have conveniently forgotten that Trump impeachment #1 was all lies, they knew it and proceeded anyway.  Now everybody's favorite congressional "investigators" have returned to do whatever they can to blame Trump for everything possible.  Among them, Rep. S. Schiff, deja vu to you.  The antics of these clowns is the best definition currently of domestic terrorism.

But as always, there's more to see.  Leftists know that Donald Trump continues to amass millions of dollars toward an election challenge, should be wish to be involved in 2024.

Not to be considered separately, but a shower of books is beginning to flourish like mushrooms in the cellar, tell-alls about the evil Trump and his terrible past -- OBVIOUSLY disqualifying him from another White House run.  ABC-TV's John Karl is just releasing a book about bad-boy Trump, and as he and other journo-activists produce cookie-cutter volumes condemning Trump over the next several months, we should remember all the good things Trump did for the country.  We contend he'll look absolutely extraordinary once the Biden syndicate (just how much IS that family into China business dealings anyway?) and friends suck the USA almost dry of its finest structures of personal freedom and freedom from obscene taxation.

The takeaway?  The left fears Trump more than ever, driving themselves almost over the edge of what they consider political sanity.  The Republican Party, for all of its faults (adding up primarily to a lack of courage in fighting Democrat wish lists advanced by bullies, socialist monsters and probably more than one certifiably crazy source), may have little choice but to kiss up to Trump or a family member in 2024 (or 2022, depending upon names and faces out in front) because they possess few options once they pay homage to Florida's indefatigable DeSantis and a handful of others.

My wish list hopes for a time in the near future when our elitist senators, House representatives, governors and others responsible for unleashing hell upon this country as soon as Trump departed Office face real American justice in courts AT LAST populated by judges who won't be deterred by buy-offs, political party attachments, clubhouse relationships or any agendas contrary to long-established U.S. laws and human equality (no, not a misprint, not equity. . .sigh. . .). Can we please put the "grit" back in inteGRITy?