First of all, most of the objects in those government UFO information releases to date remind me of floaters -- you know, those tiny things that seem to dart about in your eyesight, particularly if one's optical fluid level is high? Do we live in a gigantic eyeball populated simultaneously by alien floaters?
In some of the films, UFOs move about as if with tails, resembling sperm cells in search of eggs in the sky to fertilize. In others, the quick movements all over the place in irregular patterns remind me of Gerald Heard's old book, Is Another World Watching, suggesting some UFOs are animals -- not that far off from ideas fostered by Ivan T. Sanderson, Vincent Gaddis and others of an era gone by.
Of course, these musings are hardly anything more than musings, for we know that such strange encounters often involve radar contact and. . .contact, period. Whatever flits about in the skies, seemingly with not a care in the world, perhaps it/they do so at our own peril.
Dear J. Edgar Hoover: We all know the stories about the FBI's former Director, so every time I check the government .pdf files and see a letter from J. Edgar Hoover I wonder whether he was cross-dressing while simultaneously having a secretary respond to some daring citizen's letter fearing saucers. When responding to a letter with some statement about passing their letter on to the Air Force for action, I wonder -- sir, what were you wearing? Something with lace, or feathers? Something to drive your closest associate Clyde mad with anticipation? Did your mascara run, or was there a run in your nylons? Then again, how could this guy go through all the trouble of cross-dressing while simultaneously fighting crime, getting the clothing sizes just right, responding to letters about flying saucers and running the Bureau? Hoover may have answered questions about flying saucers, but we suspect he had other things on his mind.
Having encountered two government releases of UFO files so far, we long for better videos and evidence closer to documenting UFO/UAP landings, markings, electronic footprints and abductions. As if. By the way, could there be a connection between the enigma and, say, the current mental health crisis sweeping national brains? The upcoming motion picture, "Disclosure Day" is soon to erupt on theater screens this month and we predict its airing will do anything but resolve mental health problems.
Even more concerning -- after Close Encounters of the Third Kind came out, remember the succession of really bad UFO-related fictional cinema that took root? Just wait. . .
