(Dept. of Education: Who needs it? Generations of people grew up with excellent educations and many became significant in numerous fields. Since the initiation of the Department of Education, society seems to have followed a course of becoming more stupid by the month. If wasting billions of dollars is intended to promote dumb, woke and “educated” DEI pod people, I must say, the DOE is a smashing success. Let’s get Congress to take this travesty down, along with the Dept. of Energy.)
So you heard those radio commercials and bought a truckload of packaged food guaranteed to last 25 years in case of some nebulous emergency? Excellent choice – until your neighbors who spent years stocking up on firearms blow your door open during The End Of Everything, kill you and steal all of that carefully secured food.
Unfortunately, the lab-smart kid down the street knows all about CRISPR, and before you can dive into all that food before somebody blasts you into infinity he cooks up a brand new virus destined to take you down and dead almost as fast as you can breathe. The CRISPR thing is affordable now and the sky’s the limit for any enterprising young person willing to focus on biological destruction.
Then again, microplastic particles might get to your brain or heart before any of the other events occur – and because brand spanking new evidence now suggests that all manner of dangerous organisms love, I mean l-o-o-o-v-v-v-e growing on microplastics, the whole game may be over before anybody gets to experience the expected stuff.
It’s not that the political left wasn’t right in scaring us about everything constantly – it’s just that they got all the reasons why wrong.
