Friday, July 26, 2019

Orchestrating a Blunder -- The Well-Tampered Democrat Clavier


(For those not old enough to remember:  As electronic music became all the rage when introduced commercially in the 1960s and 1970s, a famous LP record album of classical music emerged entitled "The Well-Tempered Clavier."  Today's entry title is borrowed from that album, though we've substituted the word tampered for tempered.  After all, we're talking about the political left here, so there was no other option.)

To what lengths will an already compromised political party and its pompous hacks go to revive a dead chicken called Russian collusion just so party hopefuls can initiate impeachment proceedings based upon nothing? 

Apparently, it was worth dragging in Robert Mueller who, to be honest, seemed to be dragging slowly along all by himself in a display before the House Judiciary Committee and the American people best described as pathetic.  Democrats, already insulting Americans by assuming we're too stupid to know what was in the "Mueller Report," somehow thought a televised spoon-feeding of (to them) significant portions would be just the remedy for our lack of comprehension.  We particularly were "impressed" with Nadler waiting until the last few minutes of the first TV session to allow a succession of Democrats, one after another, to drive home the pointless points they thought would be a great way to convince Americans that all is doom and gloom in The Land of Purported Collusion.

Now confronted with a failure of monumental proportions over TV gone wrong, a giant electronic cigar having exploded in their devious truth-twisting faces, the Democrats now move on to other absurd options, and for Nadler himself, just as a zombie craves human brains for lunch, Nadler now harbors a dream of pursuing the grand jury testimony involved with Mueller's report -- but he shouldn't be able to obtain it because grand jury proceedings are, by law, confidential.

Despite the hoopla, those with feet planted firmly on the ground must realize that Russian interference in the last election -- as in many previous elections -- did not result in so much as one alteration of votes.

Noting all the "African-American" Democrats participating in this grand delusional inquisition, we wondered how it is that so many colored people (we see no logical reason for wasting the preposition "of" here, nor do we prefer the ridiculous words, color or colored anyway) continue to remain with or latch onto the Democrat Party, home of the original Ku Klux Klan and obstruction to former slave rights throughout American history.

If the intent to hold this exercise in bad TV drama was partially to serve as a commercial for Democrat Party recruitment, we suggest the folding tables be folded up and put away.  They won't be needed.

Calling Dr. Vape:   We've regarded TV ads with doctors telling kids not to vape with some interest, wishing they would also call people out for requesting from physicians dangerous drugs "as seen on TV" during news shows.  Addiction to drugs one may not actually need and may cause harm certainly ranks with vaping, if not more so.   Vape 'em if ya got 'em.

Places around the country are banning the music group, Confederate Railroad from performing because there's a confederate flag in their presentation.  Really?  Yet, the same outraged and sensitive-oh-so-sensitive people will gladly accept rap "artists" spouting non-stop obscenities, cop hatred and profound sexual references.  If these progressive folk continue to have their way with the First Amendment (and thereby all the ones that follow), we'll all be wearing tapes on our mouths or forbidden to use any words not approved by a special tribunal.  Thanks, radicals.

Congratulations Great Britain:  Boris Johnson as your Prime Minister should offer one hell of a show.  I believe I've seen that hair somewhere before. . .

Congrats, too, to radio & TV's Glenn Beck, who just marked 10 years since he infamously announced on Fox that he thought President Obama could be a racist.  When Beck offered up that suggestion, he was clobbered by broadcast and newspaper pundits everywhere for daring to say such a brutal thing.  On Friday's show, however, Beck played a litany of CURRENT media voices flat-out insisting that President Trump is a racist, no apologies in sight.  Ah yes, the accommodating progressive media which traded in the ethics of journalism long ago and sold their souls to work for the left. 

From the Department of Duh:  New studies have finally reached the conclusion that any thinking mind should know -- chemicals from "sun screen" (absurd to me)  products are absorbed through the skin and sent into the bloodstream.   So what did those who drown their children in sun screen several times daily think nicotine, cancer drug or other such patches do?  They dispatch chemicals inside of us, and all along the way vital organs get to say "hi" to an abundance of chemicals, for better or worse. Or worst.   Should'a had a clue when it was discovered some time back that chemicals in sun screen are destroying coral reefs.  We humans, we're so damned smart.  Make more babies.

UFOs:  We understand even more witnesses have come forth in support of the 1973  Hickson-Parker incident.  That's great, but we wonder if even another 5,000 witnesses would matter to a society electronically wrapped up in utter nothingness day and night.  Yet -- just suggest a suicide rush on Area 51 and you can't hold 'em back.