Friday, January 22, 2010

USA Now Serving Ticket No. . .H80 (Haiti)



If misery loves company,
misery has company enough
(from Thoreau's Journal, September 1, 1851)

Death and suffering beyond comprehension. . .200 years of corruption. . .decades of political trial and error destined for failure. . .only flies and disease claim the trophies. . .contributions pour in. . .the generosity of the world. . .hundreds of millions and surely billions of dollars promised by the USA President. . .dollars of thin air. . .invisible dollars materializing through the lies of government printing presses . . .your children and grandchildren quickly becoming the new slave class to bail out debts no longer affordable, no matter whether hearts are in the right place. . .America shares, rewarded with condemnation . . .reviled for even daring to entertain the thought that maybe the nation can't do it all. . .but the more you give, the more that is demanded. . .the next time and the horrors to follow beyond the next time. . .still more earthquakes and tsunamis to thin the herds. . .because humans are the cheapest material on the planet, easy to make and easy to dispatch. . .aftershocks to remind all that the planet will always do whatever it wants despite bleeding hearts and self-accusations. . .natural disasters will always exist and they are not the fault of the USA. . .and there will yet be non-natural disaster conflicts, both large and small. . .things such as wars ...and if Yellowstone eventually blows again and destroys a considerable amount of the USA, much of the world will laugh and regret only the absence of pockets no longer able to be picked. . .so substitute the comic relief of imagining Haiti's prison remnants used to house Iran's cockroach-in-chief Ahmadinejad, Cuba's mummy Castro and Venezuela's prince of thugs Chavez. . .

USA beware. . .border states beware. . .Florida beware. . .30,000 (?) illegal Haitians scheduled for deportation but won't go "for now," as perhaps 100,000 more currently hide in the USA. . .in addition to how many millions of other illegals awaiting their self-chosen fate of leaving this country one way. . . or another. . .beware the floodgates. . .beware tens or hundreds of thousands of "just temporary" arrivals. . .beware the orphans because, no matter the country, the babies and children simply are not cute anymore. . .because of the quantities (well over 380,000 orphans, by early estimate), not the quality. . .though there was a time, yes. . .beware the agendas. . .beware the Third World which slowly pulls us under. . .dismiss the words of the Rev. Pat Robertsons (the devil made 'em do it) and the Danny Glovers (the evils of doing nothing at Copenhagen). . .beware those who will hate us forever, no matter what good or how much good we do. . .beware those whose only wish is to get to our shores and refuse assimilation. . .no desire to become true Americans. . .they'll show us, it's nobody's business how many children they can have. . .beware those who come illegally for opportunities which should not exist for them. . .beware the legal or illegal immigration of those without skills or talents, offering only super-sized families, the ability to populate with a flourish and a cargo of anonymous relatives yet to follow. . .vicious criminal elements. . .potentially vicious elements. . .gangs of convenience. . .machetes of desperation. . .madness. . .futility. . . the military increasingly used for nation-building and as crossing guards, often deprived of weapons in the course of duties never intended to be theirs. . .they are not the United Nations and must not answer exclusively to the UN. . .our military members who are expected to be brave and true defenders of our government, not nannies restricted and neutered by the wimps who lead them from safety behind Washington office blinds . . .and official blinders. . .officials who lie, condemn and court-martial and imprison fine young members of the Armed Forces merely for performing the work they're trained to do in Iraq and Afghanistan. . .Navy Seals. . .Army lieutenant. . .surely more to come. . .

Beware those whose mental capabilities don't extend much beyond wallowing in how they worship "Avatar," or some vastly irrelevant professional athlete, actor or actress, while everything that actually matters slowly crumbles to dust. . .technology enthusiasts longing to be the first to see Haitian chaos and decay on 3D television. . . beware the digital revolution which can locate and count the dead, determine statistics, and keep track of everybody's everything. . .beware national and world tyrants who wish to control and tax the Internet. . .beware a "suite" of taxes the World Health Organization wishes to impose via a popular guise. . .probably no better time to be paranoid, and don't ruin the mind's rush of endearing hypervigilance and gut feelings of betrayal with suppressive drugs or alleged therapists. . .stay real. . .

Voodoo capitol of the world. . .true believers may wonder, why have zombies not been called out by the houngan (Voodoo priests) to do the heavy lifting, serve refreshments and tidy up. . .the old song lyrics, do do that Voodoo that you do so well. . .half the Haitian population is said to believe Voodoo is real. . .in the White House, does anybody say, never let a good zombie go to waste, as they said for crises. . .pity the animals. . .the pungent ambulatory odor of death attracts more than flies. . .in political terms. . .the marriage of Catholicism and Voodoo in a country 80 percent Catholic. . .Christian missionaries and other messengers of a God circus who infiltrated Haiti, ignoring the veritable poster child for birth control, adding forced reproductive heat to the boiling pot. . .encouragement to produce far more people than the land should comfortably hold. . .poverty and resultant orgasmic disasters culminating ultimately in a putrescent liquid human mess. . .surgical and environmental amputations. . .limbs and pieces of humanity pepper the landscape. . .The Church. . .growing populations like gardens to be harvested in the worst ways possible. . . men and gangs dominating, raping and forcing women to produce children against their will. . .the joy of sex. . .surely, the only sane reason to produce so many people must be to feed extraterrestrial lizards, as in the (original) TV series "V". . .that the people saying "thank God" should be those who appreciate Planned Parenthood's aggressive goal to provide Haiti and other poor nations with aggressive birth control education, devices and procedures. . .to bill the Vatican for encouraging population growth without end in Haiti. . .helping to create the misery now encountered. . .the eternal holy quest to end suffering by promoting more of it. . .so as to remain relevant. . . should rightly pay for damages. . .let the invoice be presented in Rome by that devoutly religious and/or crazy woman who annually jumps barricades, hoping to meet the Pope for her own purposes. . .in the company of Voodoo priests for proper balance. . .

Beware the right hand of any faith-based or government do-gooders who do sleight-of-hand with the left. . .beware the next horror, and the next. . .at what point does overburdening compassion for the endless masses reduce a nation's ability to survive . . . it is not one world, but you and yours will always be forced to pay up, as if everything that befalls a population is somehow your fault and your responsibility. . .and so we helpfully juggle wars and natural disasters as enemies, international thugs and extortionists of the cloth plot against all. . .and even the greatest of nations can burn to the ground without evidence of flame. . . while you ponder the philosophical argument, who is better or worse off, their dead or your dead?