Delivering Your New I-Phone Wrapped in a Shroud

Whatever remains of rational, thinking people in the USA surely realize that if China's Chairman Xi and his fellow communists could each be shrunken to a size less than an inch they would end up being rolled across a forest floor by dung beetles endowed with an ability to know pure poop when they encounter it.  Beyond the obligatory phony political praise offered by heads of state intent upon putting lipstick on swine, one simply cannot pretty up the Chinese criminal elite any more than one can remove the odor of a days-old human corpse discovered in a hotel bed with a deodorizing fabric refresher.

President Trump's gigantico-colossal tariff on Chinese electronics fell flat on its face, at least for now, not because he blinked, but because the American consumers swooned into panic mode, demanding instant gratification of their electronic phone addiction.  How far we have fallen!

Recent studies demonstrating that men are gradually losing testosterone at an alarming rate must surely be true because America's young males (and no doubt females who nevertheless may somehow have acquired minor amounts of testosterone, as opposed to their boyfriends who are losing it!) worship the chip over the hands-on effort, the digital recreation over basic common sense and critical thinking -- the robotic over the brute strength.

How much do Americans love the phone?  Enough to overlook the Asian merchant harboring intentions to dominate the world and their very lives, apparently. That China imprisons its own people and then kills them to use/sell their vital organs means nothing?  Remember the toxic pet foods that killed our favorite dogs and cats? Toxic toys from China?

Is a brand new I-Phone purchase worth the Chinese-produced and delivered chemicals used to produce Fentanyl which, ironically, likely killed off numerous I-Phone users among the thousands of dead in this country?  Is that spanking new phone worth child labor and forced slavery of the Uighur class, whilst the communists continue murdering off members of various religions including Christians?

Isn't it bad enough that China, with the help of the Hollywood elite, has a firm grip on the content of your favorite motion pictures, making sure not to allow anything critical of its communist swine to appear on screen?

All of this, yet we must have that new phone, not to mention the quest for bright new laptops and other shiny objects to keep us amused, stupid and under control from both here and abroad.  Lie to us all you wish, but where is that phone, the one for which the money we pay indirectly goes to China's hope for Arctic dominance, not to mention its plans for a one-owner moon and warring tactics among its satellites in space?  And then there is China's head start on scooping up rare earth minerals as it plows through Africa and other countries willing to sell out their own people.

How thrilled will those who just gotta have the newest phone remain if China activates a multitude of viruses directly threatening our electricity and water resources which are routinely controlled on the Internet?  Stealing America's intellectual property and defense secrets over the decades with absolute impunity has paid off, as we contemplate our own brilliance being turned against us.

Yes, by all means smack down Trump's tariff plans for China, so maybe they can import more university "students" to spy on us and steal more intellectual property, as these folks remain faithful by demand to secret Chinese police and intelligence agents stationed right here in the good old gullible USA.  After all, if they spy 24/7 on their own citizens in China, why wouldn't they do the same in the USA as they attempt to monitor all of us and the world itself?

Insist upon getting that phone from China!  What money they don't use to weaponize themselves for our own demise they can pass along to buy more farmland in the USA for purposes unknown, though setting up shop near our missile bases seems an interesting maneuver.  China can also use that phone money to import a saturation of well-advised "illegal" immigrants across our borders, while simultaneously paying for elite women of privilege to enjoy "birth tourism" as they fly into the USA to deliver their instant dual-citizenship babies whose existence may because very important in years of assumed darkness to come.

Who cares about the Chinese hacking into our computers and dispatching spy balloons coast to coast (thanks again, Joe Biden and his puppeteers) when we can get our hands on a new phone just in time to be cool?

Hey, don't make a big deal out of this.  After all, old Mao Tse-tung himself murdered well over 70 million of his own Chinese people, so we aren't dealing with anybody or anything on such a ruthless level, are we?  

Yes, we are. The lesson clearly has not been learned by dumbed-down Americans who obviously can't comprehend what's actually at stake, and it's much more than a damned addiction phone.

It Knows What Scares You

Small minds, short memories?  Even after the great Democrat demons Biden and Co. almost finished off the USA's power and economy for good, a decades-long goal of the world's leftist community, a substantial number of their zombie supporters remain to protest against Trump with nation-wide DEMON-strations and sign-waving.  We're pretty sure that the hordes of masses out on the streets last weekend were well-paid Democrat supporters or shirtsleeve acquaintances whose brains rotted long ago into thoughtless mush easily led by the fright faction.

Did these people not know who Donald Trump was before the election?  He was put back into Office overwhelmingly because people wanted an ongoing -- a pending -- national economic, illegal alien and nonsense-driven disaster abated.

All the left knows how to do is frighten us to death, tax everybody they can and spend as much as they wish.  That, dear reader, is the corpse on life support known as your modern Democrat Party.

So what is the Democrats' alternative plan to bail us out of national collapse?  Don't bother looking because there is no plan, nothing, zero.  But the party's rusted proponents perform exceptionally well at blaming Trump and others for troubles especially of their own making, rather than spewing forth a legitimate solution.  Promoting panic in the streets has traditionally been far easier than solving problems, and these folks administer chaos expertly.

At least this President is trying to do something for the people as a businessman, not a politician.  Will his tariff attack work to tame the world's unfair trade practices?  We don't know, but let's try some different approach, rather than forging ahead with the same foolish actions orchestrated year after year by bureaucrats wearing blindfolds or engaging in selfish agendas.

No matter what Trump does, as already evidenced by a tank full of federal judges who, strangely, seem to believe they were elected to the presidency, the left and all the usual crackpots and troublemakers attached perpetually to its very structure will use every trick in their plastic woodshed to keep his policies useless.  How much more obvious can it be that the remnants of a once at least somewhat relevant political party exist only to block, delay and crush fresh ideas, particularly from the right?

Where is the adventurous spirit in this country?  Are the American people going to be swayed by Senator Schumer and the wussie stock market?  The stock market's fortunes turn on a dime with a change in wind direction, and assuming Trump's tariff ideas work out, the country and the people will be in far better shape than we are destined to be under previous conditions driven by political blunders on both sides of the aisle.  Without change -- and believe me, I often hate change -- we're steering for a cliff and no good exit.  For now, let's leave the bogeyman under the bed and open a window for a fresh breeze of true hope.

Meanwhile, back at the Luigi Mangione Fan Club:  We're obligated to suggest that he is only the alleged murderer of a health insurance CEO.  That said, we are more than disturbed that an alleged homicidal monster who shoots his victim in the back, a coward who doesn't even have the courage to face his intended human target, is honored as a hero by so many.  This peculiar attitude, a phenomenon apparently seen as normal in various quarters, obviously arises from the left, the same mentally deprived creatures who foster the falsehood that male and female genders are 100 percent interchangeable with a little drugging here and a little surgery there.  Is this the new image of the all-American boy?  If a trial produces the guilty verdict that it should, why not a back-shooting federal government firing squad (in New York State, there is no death penalty) as equal punishment?  Unless, of course, this perp of privilege is merely too busy signing autographs and answering fan mail to face execution.

Farewell, Jay North:  TV's Dennis the Menace is dead at age 73 (cancer).  In many ways, "Dennis" epitomized what truly was once the all-American boy, unlike the treacherous creature described in our previous paragraph.