(BREAKING: Elon Musk buys Twitter. Thought censorship no more? Let's hope, because Musk is a free speech guy. I'm not quite so taken with his "green" views, but he has the right to put 'em out there. In any case, let's look forward to presumed social network freedom, as progressive TV media and assorted partners in censorship crime begin to fall on their own lies and withholding of truth. The "woke" media was destined to go back to sleep eventually.)
If you aren't shooting, stabbing or in some manner killing somebody these days, or receiving the horrors of such actions yourself, you're apparently out of touch in the United States. We thought we would address two brand new issues in this regard:
1. Over the weekend, a Texas Army National Guard member, age 22, jumped into a river in an attempt to rescue what appeared to be two people in danger of drowning. He reportedly lost his life, a drowning victim himself, while the two survivors escaped danger and turned out, allegedly, to be the usual illegal alien river-rat variety drug smugglers. Should they be held accountable for the Texas Guardsman's death? Yes. And. . .
So should the Biden administration, for putting border personnel in an increasingly impossible situation. Biden's despicable open-border immigration policy murdered this young man as surely as any weapon in a drug cartel's arsenal, and as May approaches with the possibility that policy floodgates will attract even more criminals, deaths and injuries among innocent American security personnel are bound to increase. In a perfect world, President Biden and his Obama-tainted bunch would be banished from "serving" us any further.
2. Then there's the unfortunate case of Congolese immigrant Mr. Lyoya, a 26-year-old whose color and form of demise apparently tend to attract attorneys like Benjamin Crump faster than flies leaping upon something tasty at the roadside. This death we cannot blame on the President. However, should you be an immigrant, legal or otherwise, here are some do's and don'ts: First, if a police officer pulls you over (a) because there might be a tiny matter of the wrong license plate mounted on the wrong car, be pleasant and cooperative. When you (b) run from the officer, that's not a good idea and might cause him to (c) chase you. When the officer actually (d) catches you, don't start (e) struggling and fighting with the officer. Nor should you (f) attempt to grab the officer's taser, which might give him the (g) impression, because you seem to be (h) bigger and stronger than he that you intend to (i) grab other things off his uniform, such as (j) his gun. If the officer (k) believes you intend to harm or kill him, he is likely to end up doing (l) what any of us might do under such circumstances, and that is to (m) shoot you with his service weapon, and depending on what body part is where at the moment, you might (n) get shot in the head and (o) die. Maybe this all (p) works out differently in the Congo, and (q) we all heard several people come forth and blame (r) this whole incident on Mr. Lyoya's didn't-know-nothin' immigrant status, but we tend to believe (s) that when a patrol car pulls you over, you pretty much know why and (t) if you intend to escape or fight those are (u) two regrettable choices. You may be dead, but the cop who needed to take that extra step of blowing your butt away will suffer every day thanks to your indefensibly stupid actions..
I am disturbed at videos abundantly shown on TV of people using various devices to extract nose hair. No, not grossed out, just concerned that some people are too ignorant to conceive that nose hair traps a variety of harmful things we breathe from the air every day. Unless your nose hair is reminiscent of something on a gorilla, you really should leave it alone. Then again. . .
New research has allegedly discovered tiny plastic fragments from face masks in the lungs of some wearers. Not surprising.
Congratulations to the Center for Disease Studies (CDC) for adding a new research division designed to discover novel organisms before they become a problem. Will they share funding with China's Wuhan bats, who probably have a little more experience in this sort of thing?
NBC's Saturday Night Live continues to concentrate on Trump, often leaving Biden out of their skits. Maybe it's because if you can't say something nice about a person, you shouldn't say anything at all?
