I had my problems with ANG airmen during USAF basic training. Some of them came from influential families and would taunt regular four-year guys about us going to Vietnam while they'll be living a normal life back at home once basic was over. But it's a whole new era!
To our surprise, here's part of a transcript of what is alleged to be from the airman's interrogation this very day, received from a confidential source:
INTERROGATOR: "You're in serious trouble, airman."
AIRMAN: "Yes sir."
INT: "I'm going to ask you some very important questions. First -- are you aware that a man can get pregnant?"
AIRMAN: "Yes sir, they taught me that during basic training."
INT: "Can a man change his identity immediately and say that he is a woman, capable of participating in female sports?"
AIRMAN: "Yes sir."
INT: "Can a man who believes himself a woman menstruate?"
AIRMAN: "Yes sir, we have tampon dispensers in all bathrooms on base."
INT: "Did you distribute classified documents on the Internet?"
AIRMAN: "Yes sir."
INT: "Did you distribute them to any people who entered the United States illegally and might benefit if we sign them up for President Biden's free health care, food, education and housing rights? If so, what are their names?"
AIRMAN: "No, and I don't know of any illegal aliens."
INT: "Just one more question: Under penalty of severe punishment by the United States government, would you be willing to change your gender and travel with the U.S. Air Force as a woman in the name of diversity, equity and inclusiveness?"
AIRMAN: "I. . .I. . ."
INT: "You'll travel the world, extolling the virtues of the Biden administration, helping to convince our former allies that we support and honor them, even as they continue to turn against us one by one."
AIRMAN: "I. . .guess I could do that."
INT: "Of course, this doesn't lessen the gravity of the charges against you, should you fail to live up to our agreement. By the way, have you or your family members ever done any business with China or Ukraine that gained any of you millions of dollars in return that may be politically troublesome in the future?"
AIRMAN: "Um, no."
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